For comic book lovers whose favorite superhero is the narrator.
Cobra Kai never dies. It just gets Botox.
Few people realize that the last line of the Gettysburg Address is actually "Party on, dudes!"
Strike hard, strike first, and leave a good-looking corpse.
Now that they're all alive again...they're dead to us!
Covering school films like two nerds asking for extra homework.
The president obviously wants this trilogy for himself, and he can have it.
An enemy deserves no mercy. Seriously. Don't even let him use the bathroom.