The Trilogy Podcast

His hammer whispered to us, "You don't want to know where I've been." 

We all knew a guy like this in high school. Except he was usually on drugs, or the dance team. Sometimes both. 

"This is a karate dojo, not a knitting class!" Forty years later: "Ok, it's a knitting class."

In the first Spider-Man trilogy, we learn that with great power comes great responsibility. And spandex. 

Peter Park it, and listen to us talk about Spider-Man.

Rule number one: There are no rules. Except for rule number one. 

Evil spirits! Evil dolls! Evil nuns! Phil!

Caring is sharing...this trilogy with someone that you hate.

For comic book lovers whose favorite superhero is the narrator. 

It's like the boomerang you don't want to come back. 

Just when you thought you were out...we pull you back in.

Cobra Kai never dies. It just gets Botox. 

Leave the Podcast. Take the cannoli. 

When your future begins and ends in a phone booth, assume it was a prank call. 

They're here? Nobody told us! We would have made guacamole. 

Warning: Most turtles ARE NOT ninjas. If you kick them, they will die. 

You never forget your first time...

When the Monty Python guy thinks your country's insane...it is. 

Inspired by the novels of Dan Brown, Tom Hanks saves the world, one Sudoku puzzle at a time. 

Homeschooling never looked so good.