Hey, remember the time Brendan Fraser beat up The Rock and Jet Li?

When your future begins and ends in a phone booth, assume it was a prank call. 

Where have you gone Mr. Miyagi-san? Our nation turns its lonely eyes to you...

Featuring an L.A. cop whose never met an Asian person, and a karate fighter who always seems surprised that he's doing karate.

Listen to it again ... for the first time.